If you follow the Tech Central blog, you might have beheld a rather extraordinary essay last Friday, Feb 12, connected with mountainous sales of sausages in South Korea.
It turns out that Korean iPhone/iPod hold users wearing gloves to fight the winter cold could not get their dear gadgets to work. Cue an inventive solution: sausages as remote controls.
This set us thinking: could a preference of British and European sausages lift off the same trick? And if so, that one would do it best?
Our Technology Editor dons his lab cloak to find out.